India claims that Rishi Sunak, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, is of Indian origin, as his grandparents migrated from undivided India under British rule!
Pakistan also claims that Rishi Sunak is their son, as his grandfather was born on their land!
Kenya claims that Rishi Sunak’s father Yashveer Sunak was born in Kenya, they claim his origin as wel.
UK says nothing needs to be said because Rishi was born in Southampton, UK so he is a Britisher!
South Africa also claims its origin, as Rishi’s mother, Usha was born there!
India also claims that Rishi ji is their son-in-law as he is married to Akshata Murthy, daughter of Narayana Murthy!
USA now enters the battlefield claiming that since Akshata Murthy is a US citizen, Rishi is their son-in-law!

Moral of the story
Success has many Relatives, meanwhile failure is Orphan!
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